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-God is like ASPIRIN - He works miracles.

- God is like a FORD. He's got a better idea.

- God is like COKE . He's the real thing.

- God is like HALLMARK CARDS. He cares enough to send His very best.

- God is like NappySan. He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

- God is like GENERAL ELECTRIC. He brings good things to life.

- God is like SEARS. He has everything.

- God is like ALKA-SELTZER. Try him, you'll like Him.

- God is like SCOTCH TAPE. You can't see him, but you know He's there.

- God is like DELTA . He's ready when you are.

- God is like ALLSTATE. You're in good hands with Him.

- God is like VO-5 Hair Spray. He holds through all kinds of weather.

- God is like DIAL SOAP. Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

- God is like the POST OFFICE. Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

- GOSPEL = God's Only Son Provided Eternal Life

- If you’re still living, God isn’t done with you yet.

- Faith is the ability to hold on to the promise until the answer comes. - Steven L. Miller

- Some people say they would want to live right next to a church where there's laughter and happiness, but I would rather live two miles from Hell on the rescue team. - T.J. Dooley + Drew Forbes

- If you can't feed 100 people than just feed one - Mother Theresa

- Need a lifeguard? Mine walks on water!!

- Knowing the Bible is one thing;
Knowing the Author is another!

- For God so loVed the world,
That He gAve
His onLy
BegottEn
SoN
That whosoever
Believeth In Him
Should Not perish,
But have Everlasting life."
John 3:16

- Two people can break you, either man or God. When man breaks you, you have to pick up your own pieces, but when God breaks you, He'll pick up your pieces and form you into the person that he sees you as.

- To gain self-control, give God control.

- God's retirement plan is out of this world.

- One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

- People use duct tape to fix everything; God used nails.

- When God measures a man, He puts the tape around the heart instead of the head.

- The light of this world has no power failure.

- If you find a man with a Bible that is falling apart....chances are the man IS NOT falling apart.

- Dog spelled backward is still man's best friend.

- Faith is simply trusting in God when life gives you reasons not to.

- If you worry why pray. If you pray, why worry.

- GOD'S
REDEMPTION
AT
CHRIST'S
EXPENSE

- I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess. -Corrie Ten Boom-


- Peace is the presence of power, not the absence of trouble.

- God does not ask your ability or your inability. He asks only your availability.

That's quite a list take your time :)